21 May 2007
JERRY FALWELL'S LEGACY: WHOOPS!
FILED UNDER: 700 club, die already, jerry falwell, megachurch, pat robertson 0 comments Having made the high speed conversion from powerful segregation enthusiast and general all-around human bag of shit to three hundred pounds of evangelical hamburger, the Rev. Jerry Falwell's legacy in the land of the mega-church appears to be taking shape:
Take everything Falwell believed and shove it into an oversized trash bag, kind of look embarrassed, and then shuffle away quietly.
The death of the Rev. Jerry Falwell last week highlighted the fact that many of the movement’s fiery old guard who helped lead conservative Christians into the embrace of the Republican Party are aging and slowly receding from the
scene. In their stead, a new generation of leaders who have mostly avoided the openly partisan and confrontational approach of their forebears have become increasingly influential.
Typified by megachurch pastors like the Rev. Rick Warren of Saddleback Church in Orange County, Calif., and the Rev. Bill Hybels of Willow Creek Community Church outside Chicago, the new breed of evangelical leaders — often to the dismay of those who came before them — are more likely to speak out about more liberal causes like AIDS, Darfur, poverty and global warming than controversial social issues like abortion and same-sex marriage.
With the powerful notion of, "Maybe we should be trying to help people instead of, you know, blaming them for our all our church members problems in a gigantic con game to get us all rich," growing in popularity, the collective message to the elder spokesmen of the televangelist club would appear to be, "fucking die already."
This brings to mind powerful memories amongst the editorial staff of a desperate early morning call to the 700 Club, where we pleaded to know the exact amount we would need to contribute if it would allow God to hear our prayer and have Pat Robertson's head explode in a decapitating, Old Faithful-esque geyser of evil.
We were assured that it would be in our best interest not to call back, which we did, seven times.
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