Jim Gilmore of Virginia: Running for president just to fuck with people because he can.

"John McCain has fought conservatives time after time, even invoking the rhetoric of class warfare to oppose the Bush tax cuts," Gilmore said. "Rudy Giuliani and Mitt Romney both repeatedly opposed core conservative values to win elections in New York and Massachusetts."

With almost no money (he
raised less than 1 percent of what Romney did during the first three months of the year) and almost no staff (he says he has a single "field man" in Iowa), Gilmore has decided to gain ground in the crowded field of 10 candidates through a simple strategy: attack, attack, attack -- and hope the rest start attacking one another as well.

The Gilmore campaign, short on money, devoid of campaign staff, and run by an angry old man who seems to have just had nothing else to do for the next two years, has adapted a campaign strategy luridly devised from repeat viewings of the movie Predator: Lure them into your jungle lair, decapitate the weak ones, and then hope for the best in a one on one struggle against the strongest remaining candidate.

And if that fails? Dial in the secret code on your wristband nuclear self destruct thing and take everybody with you.

Cynical, disgusting, and ragingly nihilistic, Chug Bleach is proud to offer a (temporary) endorsement of Jim Gilmore for the Republican nomination.