11 May 2007
RICE'S "LOVELY LADY LUMPS" LEAD TO NUCLEAR WAR WITH IRAN
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The sensual allure of Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice; a jagged, post-Soviet hardliner rocking black knee high boots as though at any minute she may be forced to enter 'bullet time' and Save The Matrix Forever. An obvious sex symbol for an empire passed out on the bathroom floor.
This roaring sexual energy is not lost on Iranian Foreign Minister Manouchehr Mottaki, who apparently is smitten in a way that's totally against his religion. Jordanian daily Al Anbi weaves a story of scandalous hemlines and hydrogen bombs.
"So long as there is a U.S. Secretary of State who wears miniskirts … and who shows her legs and her bust to those sitting near her … this would result in unequal negotiations, because Iran's Foreign Minister would be at a loss as his eyes wandered from her mind to her legs!!"
Many would then reply, "Simple! Build a screen or high wall between the two! That will surely dissolve the sexual tension!" Sadly, Al Anbi's editorial department is one step ahead, and declared it totally impractical. After all, he's apparently already undressed her in his mind first.
Some people might ask, “Why can’t Rice and Mottaki negotiate through a screen or
a veil?,” forgetting that such a dialogue would lose its credibility because, according to the Arab point of view, “the eyes would do the talking.”
This almost certainly leaves world leaders clamoring for the days of decidedly unsexy draconian figures like Henry Kissinger, Warren Cristopher, and Zbigniew Brzezinski. At least you knew where you stood in their hearts, even as they firebombed your children.
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